Monday, October 24, 2005

Ragging...

So i am back again. This time, ther is a lil change in the topic. Till now i was mentioning some of the events tht happened in Vayalttil. Now the location has changed.

Some days back i met one of our sub juniors (not mentioning his name). The hero in this episode will anyway recognise him..For the time being v wil call this subjunior X and our hero as 'hero' itself.

X went to the working place of our hero. He looked around and saw a group of 'colors'. He was excited n made up his mind to make an impression. Slowly he neared the grp...He was stunned, ther was a guy who was single handedly managing all these gals. This guy is none other than our hero. X recognised tht our hero was his super senior n went to know wht was happening ther. Hero is ragging a gal - not to mention, this was the best looking gal in the grp ;) .

The qns from our hero goes like this - Whats ur name, where do u come from, where u studied..and ' oru paattu paadu'
the gal: ayyo chetta enikku paattu paadan ariyilla.
hero: ok ennal njan paadam...
"karimizhi kuruviye kandilla....."

X went near hero, hero also recognised X n said with a chammiya chiri "njan nammude pillare okke onnu RAG cheyyuvarunnu... :D "

Friday, October 21, 2005


Chumma oru pareeksnam anu ketto........

Ee comedy character ne mathre kayyil thadanjullu :)

EE kathakarante kusruthikku mumbil amme namovakam

Ormakkaale..........
Bandhangale.......
Long live cynosures

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Paala n Uluva...

i came across an incident yday which reminded me one of the master hit jokes of vayalat....
One of my roommates is having cholestrol, so in order to overcome that, he drinks "garlic
water" - donno if ther exists some techinical terms (veluthulli chathachu vellathil idum).
He makes the drink in the eveing and drinks it in the morning...This reminded me of paala...

------flaash baaack --------

Our pala was intensly longing to develop muscles..Some one told him to drink "uluva vellam".
Soak uluva in a glass of water - prepare the drink in the eve and have it next
morning..Paala was extremely happy...at last he got a way to build his body (athu kazhinju
venam pattuvinittu 2 pottikkan - ithayirunnu avante ullirippu)

So paala started the venture..But a strange thing was happening every morning..its the not
the same glass the drink is in, that he prepared it the previous night. Contents are the same,
but the glass is different. He was using a large class (which resembles a "para") - of
course the glass is jk's..

Paala dint mind it, vazhiyil pala pareekshanangalum prathibandhangalum undakum, but v shud not take our eyes frm the target..so our great paala kept on going.. Every morning he comes with the drink to the sit-out...gulps it..Toooo Bitter...but paala pinvangiyilla...Drinks the whole glass, streches out his arms, checks the biceps, chest and shoulders...on his way back to the kitchen, give pattu a "thattu"...

Nearly 2 months passed...Paala desperate, oru mechavum illa...kure uluva vellam kudichu
ennallathe...

So one day as usual, paala with the drink came to the sit out and saw our JK drinking black
tea...Paala was surprised, he is holding the glass tht he prepared the drink the previous
nite..
Paala alari "Dai venne, nee thanada yean glass eduthu kondu ponathu??"..JK was astonished, he
replied innocently (reacall the same innocent face of jk whn he destroys something) "what is the matter, every morning i come to take tea, i see uluva-vellam in my glass, i simply drains the water, put uluva in another glass, pour some water from the tap ( water frm the tap means, water straight from the canal - pacha malayalathil THOTTILE VELLAM")...

All of us had a great laugh..paala looked at everybodies' face...fainted.. uluva vellam
paripaadi avide full stop...

Heard tht he has got some other plans to achive the same....

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Kuttiyittu....

In one of the mails that frabi sent today, she mentioned about Jr. renjitha..her baby is named rajasree.... hi renju a cute "hi" to ur baby...i think renju calls her hubby "rajettaaaa..."... reminds me of the superstars of of the 70's - soman n sukumaran(then re having the names rajan..baalan etc etc) .... So is tht "raj" reflected in ur "rajasree"..so whos sree?? is that the herione of yester years...SREEvidya.. :D... aake oru 70's shade aanallo... joking... :D

So coming to the matter.. when Frabi told abt the babies, i recalled an incident which became a hit in the whole pulincunnu... One eve, after the marathon Bad-minton games ( I SHALL calls - many of u may not know the "porul" of this I SHALL call, if i get consent from the concerned person i will disclose it in another episode), it was nearly 8 30 i think. As usual it was jovial mood in Vayalat house, cracking jokes, making fun of each other.... the fone rings...RING RING .... the sound from the other side was quite familiar..the slang is the hybrid of "trichur n kannur".... think u got the person right....Frabi alias Burfee (or beef fry)

nb: X is the person who attended the fone..

frabi: (yells out) "nasimindaaaa"....
X: whos speaking, entha kaaryam...
frabi: nasimmnnu onnu kodukkkkkkvoooooo plssssssssssss
X: (finds tht the matter is not tht serious) avan ivide illa...kaaryam para

(....our kadhanayakan enters the stage)
aasan: enthada enthada enthada panni...(n takes the receiver frm X)

(....frabi was too excited n everyone in the drawing room were able to hear her... nasim was holding the receiver in a fair distance frm his ear...(athrakku shrill voice))

frabi: Dimple KUTIIYITTUUUUUUU
aasan: enthadi enthadi enthadi...
frabi: Dimple KUTIIYITTUUUUUUUnnnnuu

The next day...IT WAS FRABI'S (sorry not april first...)..this dialog haunted her till the course was over...n still haunts in many other ways...this is just one such way... :D

Monday, October 17, 2005

tharun sirs marriage

So its the marriage of our beloved Tharun Sir n our sweet Jasmine miss on the 22nd of october. Aji was one among the fav students of Jasmine miss..Hope everyone remember "So Ajith what is connasence..(donno whthr the spelling is right..)...Oh when v remember "questioning" v cant let off the duo "hari - smitha miss"...entha Hari Recursive descendent parsing...Of course paying courtsey to our Pala...the dual btwn Sajosh sir n Pala was a treat to watch.. "What is ALOHA.." .. "sir this aloha...that aloha..." Book thurannu munnil vachalum pala athil nokkathilla.."eda naan vanthu thamizhanada..unmayullavan...ethukkada intha maathiri poyi kaattanam..avasyam ethum illai" avasaanam enthayi...paala maathram utharam parayathirunnu...ettavum pinnil irunnu urangiya aasan vare answer paranju... ;)

Hope to get comments on these things...chumma oru blog undakki pareekshichatha....Oru grp undakkiyittu athu ekadesham marichathu pole aayi...aarudeyum kuttam alla...its like that..visheshangal adhikam onnum parayan illallo...ithavumbo chumma enthelum kuthikkurichidam...

Hope to have a small gettogether during tharun sirs marriage...jst 2 or 3 will be there...but can make it memorable...Frabi n pattu..hope u two will b ther..beens try yaaar...papa_ye pettennu kuppiyil aaakkuuu.....

koooduthal vishshangalumayi njan iniyum varum....chumma oru nerambokkinu...